I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray then read the bottom line

then read the bottom line and react again — and that second one is the whole product

The contrast does exactly what you think it does

Available in multiple colors

or any time you want to represent your appreciation for vintage machinery

Great for friends who collect humor shirts for adults or anyone who enjoys wearing jokes that fly under the radar

I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray then read the bottom lineAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why